"Because common sense isn’t common anymore."
Mr. Common Sense 
Cash Plea: The Zohran Mamdani Transition Team Can’t Run NYC on Vibes Alone The confetti has barely settled. However, already, the newly formed Zohran Mamdani transition team has delivered its most urgent message to New York City: “It’s time to donate, again.” Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani is pivoting quickly from his “historic victory powered by tens … Read more
Ron DeSantis Reveals His Cheat Code: Just Do the Opposite of New York, Illinois, and California Being governor of Florida, according to Ron DeSantis, is apparently as easy as playing a video game on “god mode.” Forget political strategy or economic theory. The secret, he says, is simple: the Ron DeSantis cheat code. Just look … Read more
The Great Irony of DEI: When “Equality” Starts to Look a Lot Like Discrimination There was a time when job applications were all about qualifications. You know, those pesky little things like experience, skill, and whether you could actually do the job. Then came the age of DEI hiring initiatives are discriminatory where “diversity, equity, … Read more
Donald Trump: Like Him or Not, He Actually Does What He Says Let’s be brutally honest. Whether you adore Trump, despise him, or pretend you don’t care but secretly check his feed like a guilty-pleasure reality show, one thing is indisputable: Donald Trump does what he says. Yes, sometimes it’s wild, sometimes it’s chaotic, and … Read more
How the Democratic Party is Out-of-Touch – The Unbearable Lightness of Being Woke: It’s a truly inspiring sight to behold, isn’t it? The modern Democratic Party, a political entity that once managed to win elections by, you know, occasionally appealing to people who own a truck or enjoy a non-artisanal beer. Today, however, the Democratic … Read more
“Trust Me, I’m an Analyst”: Ryan Clark’s Oscar-Worthy Defense of Kyren Lacy That Aged Like Milk It takes a special kind of courage or perhaps a complete lack of self-awareness to go on national television, right after a major sporting event, and issue an impassioned, career-defining defense of someone you barely know. Hats off to … Read more
Political Media Bias: The Great American Game of Who Can Lie Better The Left Says the Right Is Evil. The Right Says the Left Is Crazy. Welcome to the land of the free and the home of the biased. In America, political media bias isn’t a scandal, it’s a national sport complete with team jerseys, … Read more
No Kings Day: A Lesson in Stupidity Introduction This is how modern absurdity writes itself. An entire nation stages a “No Kings Day” protest because they fear one already exists in President Donald Trump. If you wanted a living example of political theater colliding headfirst with comedy, you found it. What Is “No Kings Day”? … Read more
Living in New York City Sucks: 10 Brutally Honest Reasons Why Living in New York City Overrated 1. Rent Costs More Than Organs on the Black Market Living in New York City sucks if you like, you know, keeping money. A “spacious” one-bedroom starts at $3,000 a month. That’s before utilities, broker fees, and … Read more
10 Reasons Why America Is the Greatest Country in the World I love the United States. I genuinely do. I’m grateful that I was born in the only country where you can chase your dreams, argue politics on social media, and order tacos and pancakes from the same drive-thru at 2 a.m. Sure, we have … Read more