"Because common sense isn’t common anymore."
Should Prostitution Be Legalized? Asking for a Friend Every few years, America finds a new “taboo” to argue about. We’ve gone from gay marriage to weed to whether pineapple belongs on pizza (it doesn’t). Now the moral spotlight has landed squarely on the world’s oldest profession, prostitution, and the question that’s dividing the puritans from … Read more
How to Identify a Socialist Without Reading Their Twitter Bio They’re everywhere. Your coffee shop barista, your old college roommate, that guy at the farmer’s market explaining why avocados should be free because “food is a human right.” Socialism in America has become less of a movement and more of a lifestyle accessory. The modern … Read more
Lucy Martinez Charlie Kirk Gesture: When Teachers Forget “Class” Means More Than Just the Room They’re In If you thought American education couldn’t get dumber, meet Lucy Martinez, a teacher at Nathan Hale Elementary School in Chicago who apparently decided that mocking someone’s death is an appropriate extracurricular activity. Because nothing says “dedicated educator” like … Read more
The Stupidity of Cutting Off Family Over Politics Cutting Off Family Over Politics — The New Family Values Families used to argue about real things. Who stole Grandma’s stuffing recipe? Why does your cousin bring a new “fiancé” to every wedding? Simple times. Now, thanks to social media and politics, we’ve evolved. Cutting off family … Read more
Comedy Used To Be Dangerous. Now It’s BabysatThere was a time when stand-up comedians were the philosophers of society. They pushed limits, made us uncomfortable, and forced us to look at our own hypocrisy. Now, canceling comedians has become a national sport. One wrong word, one edgy joke, and the internet’s moral police swarm faster … Read more
Zohran Mamdani NYC Economic Plan: How to Bankrupt New York in Record Time There’s a fine line between ambition and delusion, and Zohran Mamdani has decided to sprint past it in a pair of eco-friendly sneakers made from recycled campaign flyers. The Zohran Mamdani NYC economic plan promises to turn the five boroughs into a … Read more
Cash Plea: The Zohran Mamdani Transition Team Can’t Run NYC on Vibes Alone The confetti has barely settled. However, already, the newly formed Zohran Mamdani transition team has delivered its most urgent message to New York City: “It’s time to donate, again.” Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani is pivoting quickly from his “historic victory powered by tens … Read more
Ron DeSantis Reveals His Cheat Code: Just Do the Opposite of New York, Illinois, and California Being governor of Florida, according to Ron DeSantis, is apparently as easy as playing a video game on “god mode.” Forget political strategy or economic theory. The secret, he says, is simple: the Ron DeSantis cheat code. Just look … Read more
The Great Irony of DEI: When “Equality” Starts to Look a Lot Like Discrimination There was a time when job applications were all about qualifications. You know, those pesky little things like experience, skill, and whether you could actually do the job. Then came the age of DEI hiring initiatives are discriminatory where “diversity, equity, … Read more
Donald Trump: Like Him or Not, He Actually Does What He Says Let’s be brutally honest. Whether you adore Trump, despise him, or pretend you don’t care but secretly check his feed like a guilty-pleasure reality show, one thing is indisputable: Donald Trump does what he says. Yes, sometimes it’s wild, sometimes it’s chaotic, and … Read more